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6 Camping Food Tips: Easy and Warm Camping Meals
Dehydrated/freeze-dried camping food is great for hiking, backpacking, or camping meals because you don't have to keep it cold to avoid spoiling. While coolers/refrigerators can work well in some situations, ice or electricity isn't always available ...
Camping Tent - Making Sure You Get the Right Size Tent
I had a neighbor that was looking to buy his small family a new camping tent to take on camping trips. He said he was just going to go and buy this 3-person, 3-season tent that he saw at the local mega outdoor store. I told him that he had the season ...
How To Have Better Camping Trips.
Tired of packing too much or not bringing critical camping gear for your camping trips?Camping trips can be a great way to relax and get away from it all. But with a little planning you could make them even better. Since different areas offer different ...
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Now that were into the spring and summer months, lots more people are starting to get involved in a variety of outdoor activities. Im talking about things like sports, sunbathing, starting gardens, and the like. Most of these activities I can understand, and with most of them I can easily see the appeal. But theres one outdoor, spring/summer related activity that I just cant understand for the life of me. Its best brought forward for discussion by quoting a comment a close friend made to me the other day that went something like this,
Ed, guess what? Me and Charlene and the kids, were goin camping this weekend!
Camping...considering a list of things I really dont want to do, like have an operation, watch other peoples vacation videos, kiss a woman with bad teeth, or listen to Perry Como, camping has to fall in there somewhere right close to the top. I hate camping, I dont understand camping, I dont want to understand camping, and heres why:
- You have to sleep on the ground in a sleeping bag. For the true camper, this is supposed to be fun, supposed to be one of the real highlights of the camping experience. Why? Sleeping on hard ground with maybe an inch or two of padding is fun? I would think that youd wake up from six to eight hours of that all stiff and stove up. Sort of bent like a human pretzel. And dont even try to tell me that if you have a lady friend in the bag with you that its better. Two grown adults sweating like pigs inside a sleeping bag while the male destroys his knees is something that I dont even want to think about. And God forbid if a sudden pain hits you around three oclock in the morning while youre all zipped up tightly in that sleeping bag....
- While youre out camping and sleeping on the ground, youre available for inspection by various and sundry forest creatures and animals. Thats bad and potentially dangerous, if you think about it. What if a wolf or fox sniffs you out late one night, thinking youre a potential main course for its dining pleasure? Or worse yet, what if a snake slithers up and decides that it likes the warmth of your sleeping bag? Personally, if I woke up
and realized that a snake was in there with me, Id proceed to simultaneously release every single bodily fluid that Im capable of manufacturing. And then some. And dont even ask me about the fun possibilities inherent if a squadron of fire ants happens to be close by in the area where you happen to be sleeping...
- To me, theres something both nasty and cumbersome about having to haul a bunch of food and equipment out into the woods in order to eat it there. Throwing food into some coolers isnt the cleanest thing in the world to do, and look at what all you have to haul with you - either a gas grill that you have to have hooked up to some source of gas, or a conventional grill along with several bags of charcoal. And dont forget the lighter fluid and matches. On top of all that, if you happen to have some kids with you, the safety potential of this whole deal becomes even sweeter. And dont forget when you fire that grill up that all the smoke that wafts out from it sends a message to the afore-mentioned wolves and foxes and worse that are lurking around out there thats its supper time. Personally, I havent managed to stay alive to this point of my existence by occasionally offering myself up as a snack for various fur covered predators.
These are only a few of the reasons I dont like camping. For me, the most vivid camping experience Ill ever consent to is spending the night in a Motel 6. Having to bend over in the shower to get my hair wet until my head is level with my stomach is about all the camping Ill ever need to do. And, if I really want to experience the call of the wild, Ill just visit their check-in desk at around two or three oclock in the morning....
About The Author
Eds latest book, Rough As A Cob, can be ordered by calling River City Publishing toll-free at: 877-408-7078. Hes also a popular after dinner speaker, and his column runs in a number of Southeastern publications. You can contact him via email at: ed3@ed-williams.com, or through his web site address at: www.ed-williams.com.
Written By: Ed Williams
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City benefits from camping educationThe Daily PostGOOD BEHAVIOUR: Council investigations into freedom-camper complaints have found most campers behave responsibly and have little impact on the environment. Freedom camping is not considered a major problem in Rotorua, but the city is benefiting from a ... |
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